i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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