He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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