So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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