It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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