DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
