i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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