i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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