Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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