Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So apparently I’m into choking now
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