i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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