Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Non-Jews are for practice
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i would one night stand the shit outta him
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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