uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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