I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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