i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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