I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Terrible idea I love it
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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