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An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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