all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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