Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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