Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He felt like a one man threesome
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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