Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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