what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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