bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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