Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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