Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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