Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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