is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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