Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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