no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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