Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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