just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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