just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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