Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
