3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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