I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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