so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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