Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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