I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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