drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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