I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Bring me that man meat
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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