He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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