I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
