it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i may or may not be watching the land before time
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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