Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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