is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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