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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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