oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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