I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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