all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you are never too drunk for berry picking
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
the liver wants what the liver wants
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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