Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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