We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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