Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
should my penis look like a turkey
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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