This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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