IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I know her cup size but not her name....
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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