If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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