what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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