i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Green mimosas i think yes
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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