I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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