I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
