apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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