Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it was like eating out sand paper
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
my poor anus
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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